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"Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, they just don't have the regulations."
-The Cable Guy

Zen at 35ft.

Regresar

Some remaining good-ones from the trips. So the rains are finally arriving at constant intervals. The last trip was Willy Wonk-esque, just lacking Agustus Gloop. If they continue as such, we won't be going back with clients this season. I'll get the last up soon. So what more can you do? Await the list, as I've heard that some people are wont to make...

Window to Weight-Gain and Other News

What Krusty says is true. It's very easy to find a greasier sandwich than the 'Clogger' in Mexico. The famed 4x4: Double Everything. Double the Avocado, double the meat, double the ham, double the salami, double the cheese. They don't double the lettuce or tomato, however. I'll have to address this false advertising. And did they really kill Dr. Nick?









Other happenings: I once again hit magazines state-side. I was featured in a magazine down here for one of the canyons that we run. But, check out moosejaw.com. If you view their online catalog, there is a sexy picture of my leg on page 22. On page 27, you can check out my poor climbing form in the upper right hand corner. No, I didn't sign a photo release. Yes, I did trade climbing shoes with the model on the cover. No, I never smelled them (the shoes that is).

Back in Matacanes

As in New Zealand, the guides start experimenting when the same old jumps get old. Then the guides start to think that it might be time to go before they're not able to walk away from a job some day - think probability. Thanks to the resolution of YouTube, there is no resemblance of the individual jumping to the author of the page.

Not going South...

Thought I was going to get a chance to head down near Oaxaca or Vera cruz, but the gig fell through, so I spent my time today in some traffic taking care of preparatory tasks for this gig that no longer exists.