Things to Learn

One ought to remember to bring a camera at all times, or risk spending $3.74 at the Wal-Mart to document travel.  Once that is full, pictures can be forthcoming from the road trip back.

While it dumps snow in CO,  the itchy-footed wanderer might consider leaving well enough alone.

Otherwise, one might find himself in 5 degree weather in Wisconsin

Not that WI in winter is completely joyless...

 Thanks for the documentation, Kris.

 And, Best of all, Half-Ass has a new friend.
Now taking suggestions for the name.