1 Step Forward, 2 Steps Back
We come together:
An incomplete (and growing) list, In the Southern Hemisphere
- Light switches are 'switched' down to turn on.
- Hot on the right, Cold on the left.
- North is South. East is West.
- Brakes on Bicycles are Reversed. Like ATVs.
- Lefty Tighty, Righty Loosy.
- Man in the Moon is on his head.
- People STOP for you in pedestrian crosswalks.
- Orange is Blue.
- The Coriolis Effect. It's true.
- Look right, then left, then right again.
- Bon Jovi is still respected as a musician.
BTW, I walked around in neoprene shorts for a while, jumped in the lake with fins, goggles, snorkel, and found my keys. The watch still works. Unlike my camera. Pentax is going to mail me an 'International Warranty' card which has the same conditions as the original warranty. But in the Southern Hemisphere...
2 comments:
How I laughed and laughed... Bravo, good sir, bravo.
... And thank you.
also you don't say you were 'rooting around in the cupboard' unless you want to be considered very kinky and a trannie is most definitely NOT a radio...
So much for english being a universal language!
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